I am so tired of hearing about all things pumpkin. Pumpkin Spiced Latte(PSL), Jello Pumpkin Spice Pudding (yes, it’s a thing), Pumpkin Biscotti, Pumpkin Scones…Listen, I don’t want pumpkin spiced panties… yes, I know that’s not a thing…but it’s a slippery slope and the pumpkin zombies seriously need to chill.
Apple is by far the superior fall staple. Think about it: Apple Cider, Applesauce, Apple Pie… apple almost everything I just named above. We seriously need to apple it up people!
Perhaps my issue is that pumpkin is tainting my coffee. I used to like Pumpkin Spice Creamer; however I have never ever enjoyed a pumpkin latte of any variety. Perhaps it’s the spice. Perhaps it’s the pumpkin…I dunno.
As I venture into local establishments I am seeing more and more pumpkin craze and I really need to know when this shit is gonna blow over. Till then, maybe I’ll hide in a fall out shelter with my bushels of Pink Ladies, Galas, Golden Deliciousness (how do you pluralize that?), Granny Smiths’, and Fuji’s. I’ll come out when the PSL zombi-ism starts to lose it’s grip on millennial society and hand everyone an apple with a smile. They’ll thank me and take a bite, then return my smile. You get my point.
I’m just waiting for the post Pump-ocalypse. Catch ya on the flip side!